LISTEN MY BIDDIES AND YOU SHALL HEAR…

UPDATED NURSERY RHYMES

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LITTLE BO PEEP

Has lost her sheep

and can’t tell where to find them.

Leave them alone but

they won’t come home

’cause the non-vegetarian

meateaters have got them…

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HUMPTY TRUMPTY

Sat on a wall

Humpty Trumpty

had a great fall.

All of his  minions

and family too, not

knowing whatever

they should do, just

blogged him down there

with mirror and mike, for

it seems that he was

never all together, and

his fall was in the cards.

Passersby pitied him

but he called them all

names so they left him

down on the ground,

where he can be found

still  playing uncouth

with the truth.

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ROCKABYE BABY….

In the treetop

When the wind blows

the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks

the cradle will fall, so Ma

holds the bough up,

Baby and all.

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JACK AND JILL

went up the hill

to fetch a pail of

water.  But the water

had dried up, no

drop in the cup.

Afraid to go home,

they started to roam

and came to a dry creek

bed with little critters

shrunken and bleak.

Jill cried in horror  that

they must go home

and warn that danger is

on the horizon,

and everyone’s life

is at risk.

“Turn down the heat

or we’ll be burned

to a crisp!”

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