A friend who wears her braids atop her head told me about being introduced to a man who immediately said to her that she would be even prettier if she let her hair down. Without a heartbeat she replied, “I think you’d be more handsome if you had sideburns.”
I wish I were that quick on my feet.
Music Lesson
Jan 13th, 2021 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
I can’t say for certain which music I’m enjoying more – Susumu Yokota’s Asian ambience on the laptop or the garden’s new water fountain concert.
Mr. Chipmunk, the gaudy flutterby, and the fledgling redwings all clearly prefer the fountain. And why wouldn’t they? What do they know about synthesizers, electronic percussion, or the meditative properties of fluid melody transformation? For them, the fountain’s water, singing its spontaneous aria, is life itself; is the music without which their lives—all lives—would cease to exist.
I reach out and tap the laptop’s mute.
Some creatures—most creatures—know far more than I.
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DOWN
Like two kittens in a burlap bag
we scrabbled for each other
against the warm fur we shared,
drawing blood with sounds
like purring as we sank.
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Without you there, rubbing against my emptiness
I am a scream
begun without end
I may close my mouth
I may purse my lips and paint them
I may say yes please and thank you very much
and still dial your number
that no longer exists
just to hear it ring
in my mind
once
twice
three times
it may be you
on the other end
picking up, I can hear the lint
of the connection stretching like walkers on wire
a crackle, a fizz, the ghosting hiss of you
what are you saying?
Rolling down bled city streets with lights
hanging like old bottles, catching stray saline
I strain to hear
through ceaseless whiteout of rain
it is yellow against brown glass
distorted from downpour
slapping wetly in time to lost rhythm
pirate radio in storm, trying to reach land
crackle, fizz, pop, static … spreading her fingers
we…
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Trump’s extraordinary efforts to overturn the election: A timeline
Mark Sumner
Daily Kos Staff
Saturday January 23, 2021
After witnessing almost half my country (including perhaps most evangelicals) embrace lies from a false prophet so easily, I find myself wondering if all orthodox religions might be a holdover from primitive mythologies. Is the Christian trinity but a remnant from an ancient pantheon of gods? Some want to unite church and state. I guess that’s what the crusades were all about: power. As for me, I’m glad if you have a god you can trust. I’m happy for you. Hang onto him/her/them/it.
My current readings in evolution keep me wondering.
Is a sense of humor catching
or just comes with the genes?
When did you start laughing,
and did you ever stop?
Do you ever laugh out loud reading
or when you’ve made a blooming mess?
In seccret do you find dark humor funny
or leave a meeting due to giggles?
Have you felt the laughter healing,
reassured in the belly that you’re
onto a good thing: you!
Do blacks laugh more than whites?
Seems they maybe do–black women,
solid underneath. I remember Georgia,
black sitter for us kids, who laughed at
Arthur Godfrey and all the little Godfreys,
Warm and cheery, she laughed until
her husband died and left us because
she cold not repay my father’s loan.
I hope she’s out there somewhere a laughing
up a storm with humor deeper than tears.
If humor’s a defense, Hail Mary!
All my bases are covered.
Of all the jobs in the world
the worst is at Heaven’s gate.
When the day arrives and he stands
there before you with a choir
of evangelicals singing,
while thousands behind him
still weep
And the Virgin Mary protests;
Children, still searching for
mommies and daddys,
for parents they lost forever…
Your job is to count all the ways
he failed himself and others:
Worshipping the god of money
and power
Lying for personal gain
Turning with vengeance on
friends
Ki;ling thousands by inaction
Adultery
Booby trapping his country’s future…
How much good is enough
to cancel out
the too damn bad?
Gatekeeper, what’s your decision?
KARMA!
As many lifetimes as are
required.
For most of my life I was an enabler. Still have to fight it. We have enabled Donald Trump (the “real” Trump?) Ho. We have enabled his pretend presidency. He has raised gullible children.
I haven’t been alone. Cared for his feelings while he defecates on the American Dream. Impeach him one day and enable his leaving on a red carpet and a military gun salute “not to make him mad?” Present him with a list of those who voted for impeachment? Come on! I trust he will not be allowed a flyover on inauguration day, as I earlier protested.
Good parenting is called “natural consequences.” How dare him play nasty on the American Dre
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