Category Archives: Humor, Poetry

The Long and the Short of It

Life’s too short Tooth’s too long Horses snort Answer’s wrong. Eyes too bright Pool’s too deep Bra’s too tight He’s too cheap. Sky’s too high Feet too smelly Words can lie Too tight belly Stream beds trickle chewing gum sticks … Continue reading

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POEM BEGINNINGS …

Pulling your hair only hurts your head– that’s what grandma always said.   If you can’t say something nice, then tell the truth said cousin Ruth.   The parole of the troll who stole the payroll won’ last long.   … Continue reading

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ON MY BOOKSHELF

Arrrrrggghh!  I see I’ve already posted this. Don’t know what to do about it but try harder next time to  pay attention to what I’m doing…     On my bookshelf you can see my inner self revealed to thee. … Continue reading

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LITTLE BOY WITH A DOG’S TAIL

The following was written by me  62 years ago.  I’ve been going through old stuff prior to having a new carpet installed, and came across this. I  had sent it to the editor of a children’s magazine and it was … Continue reading

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