COMPUTER DATE
My dearest new computer mate,
oh yes, I’d like to have a date.
Since they paired us up, you must be
an educated man, and free.
I got your pix–which one is you?
And by the way, what do you do?
“Describe yourself,” you say–Mein gott!
You really put me on the spot!
I’m a genuine human being,
a little nicer than I seem.
I brake for dogs and wreck for cats;
I like long dresses, gloves and hats,
though sometimes lounge around in jeans.
I joined church while in my teens
and let me say that I am well
aware of how to keep from hell.
No holding hands on our first date
and let me tell you very straight
I drink no booze and smoke no pot.
Computer mate, I am no sot!
But if you’re Christian and you’re good
and make up to me like you should,
I think that in a while we might
just make a pair that’s outta sight!
(Previously in Pickin’ Fleas)
NANMYKEL.COM 
I just wonder how it would be computerdating… all those things you say and what you want in the other… it seems to work sometimes… but do we really know our own requirements? Love the thoughts… BTW i corrected the link on dVerse.. I think this is the poem you wanted to link up.
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Just trying to make a joke–I’m 80, for heaven’s sake! My learning curve has a broken back. Nan
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Hi! This is my first time here and I am glad to know a woman who knows what they want!! Very well said!
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Welcome welcome welcome! I’m a newbie and havin’ trouble navigating through this bar! I appreciate your appreciation. Nan
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Thank you!
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I love this. 🙂
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🙂 Wonder what kind of response this would get…! Nice flow to this poem.
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Ha.. that is such a cool write. Welcome to OLN – thanks for joining us.
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Thanks for having me!
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“I drink no booze and smoke no pot.
Computer mate, I am no sot!”
Love these lines. This made me smile. So very glad I am of the generation where we met people face to face…..had to literally ask out loud (in person or via that big black telephone with numbers that dialed) to meet with a person for a date or get together. Computer dating….digital cogitation!
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Thanks, I appreciate that.
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Lovely 🙂
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That makes my day. Thanks!
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This is really cute, thanks for the fun!
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The poem is hilarious!
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You’re great…
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It’s kinda bitter sweet to reAlly
know and feeL therE iSonce
a now.. wHere theReiS
too much to say
and FeeL
even over
holding hands
on a first
date
oF beinG human..
oh.. passion of feeLinGs
that kNow of Feelings
more
than
touch.. in seeing
hearing.. smelling..
tasting Life’s hUman
inner
BeinG..
ah.. true Atheists
of liFe are those
without empathy
and compassion
for all others
and the rest
of ReaL Nature that
iS God frEE floWinG ZonE..:)
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