Breath of fresh air…
To the desk chair it most definitely concerns:
Please note, this is not a letter. This is more of a notice. A warning, if you will. Actually, that’s a bit too catastrophic. I see the word “warning” and I think of people rushing outside to film shaky videos of the most recent storm.
This is just a greeting from the person you are now seating. How’s the air down there?
Let me start by telling you a bit about the chair that came before you.
I didn’t know what perfect was before I met it. We bonded instantly. The connection was stronger than Wi-Fi.
It spun me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round, round round.
I’ve always had a thing for chairs that spin. I hear it’s quite the workout.
That was an exercise joke.
That chair entered my life at a time when I…
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