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Laugh Instead of Cry?

Published August 9, 2025 by Nan Mykel

The E.P.A. said this week it would revoke its own ability to fight climate change. It’s the latest move in an extraordinary pivot away from science-based protections. -nytimes

It has come to my attention that I have an “inappropriate laugh.” I’m pretty sure it’s an unconscious trade-off that actually works pretty well, except for those caught in its crossfire, accidentally. So it’s no surprise that given my helplessness, and being so near the end of myself, I have to see some dark humor in the little rich boy getting richer at our expense (I speak for the lower tax brackets) and messing the world up as he goes out. Just for instance, destroying AIDS food, then acting horrified at resulting starvation. in Gaza. Can’t you see a little humor in that? I guess not, huh.

Another situation that almost makes me grim is the current spread of lying, modeled by Donnie whose advice to other men was, “never admit. Never.” I was reminded today on the news of his having told someone that he prefers married women because it’s so “wrong.”

The lyin’ AI and the ubiquitousness of purposeful misrepresentation and embrasure of lying has spread, even to discredit science. [Suspect science papers submitted]. What would be an apt metaphor for our current reality? OH! I don’t have to make up one! It’s right before us, via usatoday: Denmark’s Aalborg Zoo says donate your pets to feed our predators.

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A FORMER HELPER WROTE THIS:

87

And times short

She might not remember

today, tomorrow or a minute from now

Something important for the next generation

A central tremor waves the lines of each written letter

But she’ll never surrender

Just Hold down the fort

condo 1004A

Stockpile the amo!

Half a dozen pens and pencils

Between the bedsheets

Notebooks and tissues

Magazines and books afloat the unmade bed

A trail of trail mix down the hallway

fiery passion

And a zest

Words of wisdom are held captive on the page

Waiting to be released

As each one of them is read

And that’s how you win a war with time

While sitting in bed.

(Thanks, Carrie from 2023.) In September I’ll be 90…or not.

TO LAUGH OR TO CRY?”

Published April 7, 2023 by Nan Mykel
Published: Oct. 12, 2021 at 5:10 PM EDT
NELSONVILLE, Ohio (WTAP) – An Athens County town has successfully stopped its transition from an Ohio city to an Ohio village.Athens County officials told us in 2020 they were concerned Nelsonville would lose its city status because its population is right on the cusp of 5,000, which is the state’s benchmark for city status.According to a post on the City of Nelsonville’s Facebook page, the 2020 census only found 4,612 people, meaning it would become a village under Ohio law.City officials disagreed with the findings, noting Athens County only had a roughly 62 percent response rate to the census. After a person-by-person recount,  the state let Nelsonville retain its city status.

HOW ARE THEY DOING?

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Four Nelsonville City Council members resign, but three rescind

by Dani Kington and Keri JohnsonApril 4, 2023

NELSONVILLE, Ohio – Three of the four Nelsonville City Council members who resigned last week have sent notice that they are rescinding their resignations, said member Gregg Clement. City attorney Bob Toy could not be reached for comment regarding the city’s next steps.

Four resignations, three rescissions

Council President Tony Dunfee, members Clement and Nick Smith, and recent council addition Neil Sommers all resigned last week. However, Clement said he, Dunfee and Sommers all notified the city Monday that they were rescinding their resignations, asking to remain on council.

Council member Nick Smith said he will not rescind his resignation. He sent his resignation notice last Tuesday, March 28, he said.

Nick Smith was appointed 11 months ago to replace ousted former council member Greg Smith (no relation). Nick Smith told the Independent he resigned for reasons both personal and professional.

“I came in hoping to be productive and accomplish some different policy hopes that I had, and ultimately, I was really interested in building things … in terms of building a stronger institution for Nelsonville and creating positive outcomes for the people who live here,” Nick Smith said. “For a whole litany of systemic reasons, I didn’t really feel like I was having much success. I look back on 11 months, and I couldn’t really point to anything to say, ‘Here’s what I accomplished.’”

Nick Smith told the Independent he believes “personal conflict does play an outsized role in the decisions and the agendas and goings-on” within Nelsonville city government.

“In general, I think people are motivated by the desire to make the city better, but they sometimes struggle to keep that in view on the day-to-day — so the petty kind of personal conflicts can bubble up and sort of take over,” he said.

“There’s a fair deal of dysfunction, everybody could agree, in the city of Nelsonville,” he added. “If I couldn’t do the job well, I don’t want to collect a paycheck, even if it’s small, or hold that position, if I can’t be an effective council member.”

Clement said, “I was very sad that Nick Smith stepped down. I have a lot of respect for Nick, and I thought he was a huge asset to the city and never really got to shine.”

Clement provided copies of his resignation and rescission letters by email. Clement’s resignation letter, sent Friday, March 31, stated:

My cause for wanting to be on the council was to be a voice for the city. After nearly seventeen months, it’s been made apparent – the needs of the many have been outweighed by the wants of a few. Goals have been replaced by agendas – leaving Nelsonville to suffer the repercussions. Without the ability to work on a common ground of agreement, ethics, and rational judgment and discussion, it is with deepest regret that I hereby tender my resignation, effective immediately.

His rescinding letter, sent Monday, stated:

Through the solo journey of my decision to resign from the council, the same path has brought me to rescinding my letter of resignation. Without provocation or influence, I realize the city of Nelsonville is still in need of voices – strong, ethical, and rational voices. Because of my many years of dedication to this city, I am stepping forward to again be seated at the table where decisions will be made for the betterment and progress of Nelsonville.

Clement declined to comment further on his decisions to resign and to then rescind his resignation.

Both Nick Smith and Clement said their resignations had nothing to do with the city hiring local businessman Bernie Roell as interim city manager last week.

Sommers told the Independent he resigned on Friday, March 31, and that he was the last of the four to do so. His reasons for resigning were “complicated.”

“[Their resignations] kind of left me in a spot … where I couldn’t even hold a committee meeting that I had already scheduled,” Sommers said. “I don’t really know how to describe it. I didn’t feel comfortable in the situation … Being new to council, being placed in a situation I really didn’t feel comfortable in. And I really didn’t have a full grasp on what was actually going on.”

“The only reason why I even wanted to be on council was to help build our community and I felt I was in a situation where I wouldn’t be able to do that, where I couldn’t even have a committee meeting,” he added. “So that’s why I resigned.”

Sommers said he has since rescinded his resignation, as he’s “had a lot of [community] members reach out to me, and asked me to go back. And to be honest, I’ve been very reluctant, but I chose to do it because it is the right thing, at the time.”

Council member Dan Sherman said he has been “blamed for a lot of this controversy” because “I’ve always been the center of controversy.” Sherman did not specify the controversies in which he’s previously been ‘the center.’

He said, “I’m not quite sure what’s happening or why people resigned.”

“I know there’s probably rumors out there that I’m trying to do a power play, but I don’t want nothing to do with [serving as] council president or vice president,” Sherman said.

Dunfee did not respond to requests for comment Monday in time for publication.

The Independent submitted requests for the recent resignation notices and the rescission of those notices to the Board of Elections and the city of Nelsonville. The requests were not fulfilled by press time.

Last week’s resignations follow numerous in Nelsonville city government over the past six months. In January, following the resignation of former city manager Scott Frankcouncil members Justin M. Booth and Cory Taylor resigned. In February, council member Doug Childs resigned.

Uncertain legal process

It is uncertain whether council members who submitted resignations and then rescinded those resignations can immediately return to their seats.

Athens County Board of Elections Deputy Director Tony Brooks confirmed Monday that the BOE had received resignation notices from Nelsonville council members. Brooks said the resignation and rescission notices need to be addressed according to the city’s established process.

Likewise, Ohio Attorney General’s Office Press Secretary Steve Irwin said, “This is a local issue and likely fact dependent upon the city charter.”

According to the Nelsonville City Charter, council vacancies are filled by appointment, made by majority vote of the council. Sherman said he believed the vacancies created by the four resignations need to be filled by this standard process, even though the resignations were rescinded.

Sommers said it is his understanding that the city council must first accept or reject a notice of resignation; its next meeting is set for April 10.

“What I was told is [that] once I’ve rescinded it before they accept it, then it’s like I never left council,” Sommers said.

However, with only three members, Nelsonville City Council lacks a quorum. The charter requires four council members for a quorum. Nancy Sonick (Bumgardner) and Glennda Tingle joined the council in late February and sit alongside Sherman.

The charter does provide a process to fill vacant council seats when the city council is unable to do so; however, this requires the action of the city council president. Dunfee was president, but resigned. Clement, the vice president, also resigned.

New interim city manager Bernie Roell said he can’t comment on the process to replace council members “because I don’t know how far certain things have been taken” but “there is a distinct possibility that we will be back in full order very shortly.”

COVID REVERIE

Published January 29, 2022 by Nan Mykel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photo by Nan

COVID REVERIE

Snow is on the ground

I am snug in bed

What will I feel

When I am dead?

 

The child’s stark cry

Of where did she go?

Still puzzles me

I just don’t know

 

Gone in a second

Quick as a blink

I won’t have words

With which to think

 

Go with the flow

I can’t tell me

What’s the good of

A college degree?

 

Ha! don’t I wish that…

Memory was gone

Bad things said and

bad things done.

 

Bad is a word and

I won’t have those

But tears are wet

As everyone knows

 

What am I made of

Not sugar and spice

Maybe crawdads and

Poo and not a thing nice

 

But bereft of a heart

I can still feel.  Yes I can

And sense old friends

In La La Land

 

Lacking ears to hear

Or heart to pound

I can still make out the

Celestial sound

 

We lost a lot

When words came to stay

And nibble away knowing

The old fashioned way.

 

Dead, I am mycelium

A piece of the whole

No lungs but I breathe

An old old soul

 

Dead to the world

I live with old friends

Who welcome me back

Again and again.

 

 

Nan   January 29, 2022

Funny, for Writers

Published August 8, 2021 by Nan Mykel

Umberto Eco  (1932-2016)

  1. Avoid alliterations, even if they’re manna for morons.
  2. Avoid cliches: they’re like death warmed over.
  3. Never generalize.
  4. Hold those quotes. Emerson aptly said, “I hate quotes.  Tell me only what you know.”
  5. Don’t write one-word sentences. Ever.
  6. Recognize the difference between the semicolon and the colon: even if it’s hard.
  7. Do you really need rhetorical questions?
  8. Be concise; try expressing your thoughts with the least possible number of words, avoiding long sentences–or sentences interrupted by incidental phrases that always confuse the casual reader–in order to avoid contributing to the general pollution of information, which is surely (particularly when it is uselessly ripe with unnecessary explanations, or at least non indispensable specifications) one of the tragedies of our media-dominated time.
  9. Don’t be emphatic!  Be careful with exclamation marks!
  10. No need to tell you how cloying preteritions are.

 

PEACE

Published January 5, 2021 by Nan Mykel

INNER PEACE –  If you can start the day without caffeine
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without alcohol, 
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,  Then You Are Probably The Family Dog
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual …  
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
 If you can’t eat it or play with it, piss on it and walk away.

(This passage originally came from my mail and before that came from a friend’s French Canadian friend. I claim no credit or anathema for it.)

SUCH A GIFT…

Published November 28, 2020 by Nan Mykel

During these days of depression, anger, helplessness, stagnation, paranoia, bickering, loneliness and stomach ulcers, I find myself thankful and appeciative of fellow bloggers and Word Press. Wherever I explore I seem to discover nuggets of blog postings. Love this one from iFunny.

and

HI, HONEY

Published November 27, 2020 by Nan Mykel

Forgive me, I couldn’t resist this. Image by Jeffrey Zero via Unsplash. Did you never act out on an uncontrollable whim? Sorry for taking up your time…

A Good One…

Published August 18, 2020 by Nan Mykel

As the Harper’s Magazine for September reports, “Online murder-for-hire advertisements seek to convey professionalism yet tend not to provide references up front…”

P.S. This was at the end of the Findings paragraph: “Psychopaths recommended harsher punishmengts for homicides, whether accidental or motivated by profit, but exhibit relative low concern about killing in general.”

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