First:

Van Gogh’s left ear was cut off.  Why does his self portrait look like it’s his right ear that’s wounded?  Because he was looking in a mirror?

Second:

Did I just read that posting in classic has just gotten much more complicated?  I wish they could have a system that is simple and never changes, so once you learn it you have it for life!

Is this a democracy?  Maybe we could take a vote on that suggestion…

From:  The other blog work horses…