U: What’s on your mind?
U: Moi? What’s the prob?
Me: You’re filthy rich…
U: Yeah, I became a millionaire in 2020, along with 1.7 million other Americans
Me: I didn’t…
U: Yah, you’re too honest and soft-hearted, and not well-connected.
Me: That’s bad?
U: Nah, just will keep you poor, and being poor is the pits.
Me: You make it so. How about we share the wealth? Make everybody happy?
U: Hate to break it to ya, but that wouldn’t make the rich happy.
Me: They need to have somebody to lord it over?
U: Well, if you’re gonna be better than somebody, the lower somebody has to exist.
Me: So if I’m not rich that means I’m lower than you?
U: Ya got it!
Me: But I am not lower!
U: La la la la la….
Me: You know, I do have something special.
Me: A conscience.