Pandemic humor

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PANDEMIC PUTTERINGS

Published January 1, 2021 by Nan Mykel

If still alive when the pandemic passes

Will anyone be willing to get off their…chairs?

The cloistered world of expanded mind

Fits, as time goes by.

Patches from old songs flitter

Among recycling litter “As Time Goes By.”

Jumping spider in the tub

Takes on significance, that’s the rub.

The phone sings its cradled song

As mail from good causes go unopened.

Poets need not rhyme; or not;

Nor dress. Time o’erflows with polka-dotted

nights, several times a day.

Outside, a passing motorcycle farts

and while I ply my art alone I find

that self-quarantine works for me

just fine.

LAST CHANCE SALE ON LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE COURSES?

Published April 6, 2020 by Nan Mykel

Do they know something we don’t know?

(I hate complainers, don’t you?)

He wants the fans back in the arena.  (I hate getting all paranoid)

I just told my best friend not to come over for awhile.  (I hate being so disoriented and frightened.)

DRIVE -BY FUNERALS?….Ice skating rink morgues?….Advertisements for fashionable face masks?  (Who’s to admire them?)

We have preachers saying the Bible tells us we should be willing to sacrifice our grandparents to save our economy?   HEY! …………. I’m a GRANDPARENT!                                                           

 And I was worried about climate change in 30 years!

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