HOW MANY gateways are there to Heaven?

WHAT’S on the other side of each one?

WHO has the best chance of admittance?

CAN WE mingle there without threat?

WILL the jig saw pieces ever fit together?

WHAT’S the password(s) at the Gate?

WILL good atheists be admitted?  And is there such a thing?

WILL the Happy Hunting Ground admit pit bulls?

CAN Grandfather God keep all the uncles together up there?

WHAT if we lie at the Golden Gate and make threats?

CAN we choose mid-terms instead of finals at the Golden Gate?