My dearest new Computer Mate
oh yes I’d like to have a date.
Since they paired us up, you must be
an educated man, and free.
I got your pix–which one is you?
And by the way, what do you do?
Describe myself, you say? Mein gott!
You really put me on the spot.
I’m a genuine human being,
a little nicer than I seem.
I brake for dogs and wreck for cats.
I like long dresses, gloves and hats,
though sometimes lounge around in jeans.
I joined church while in my teens
and let me tell you very straight
I drink no booze and smoke no pot.
Computer mate, I am no sot!
But if you’re Christian and you’re good
and make up to me like you should
I think that in a while we might
just make a pair that’s outta sight.
Loving the sentiment, rhythm and rhyme of this one! Quite a fun one to read, Nan!
This is a really good way to promote a date. Fun and serious.