“Can you type?”
“No.”
“Can you file?”
“No.”
“Can you take shorthand?”
“No.”
“How about simple bookkeeping?”
“No.”
“What on earth can you do?”
“Everything you can!”
The above was discovered in a delightful 1970 book of poetry, Come Into the Mountains, Dear Friend, by Susan Polis Schutz Blue Mountain Arts, Inc.
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