N1: The one-percenters have done it. Isis has done it. Trump has done it. Uncycled re-cycles have done it. Water and air are polluted. There’s fracking and Citizens United. And no one buys my books.
N2: How could everything have gone rotten at once?
N1: Yes, that’s my question.
N2: Maybe it’s dark matter.
N1: Please be serious.
N2: How many people have you made miserable today with that question?
N1: Hey, don’t blame me! I’m the one wondering!
N2: And you expect me to answer your question?
N1: Well…why not?
N2: Well, because I’m having fun.
N1: How can you!
N2: How can I not?
N1: Sigh. You’re in denial.
N2: Maybe, but I’m still having fun.