I did not know how I looked! Sneaky daughter took sneaky photo.

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FROM MY MAIL:

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren’t they fat enough?]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken]

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead [nuff said!]

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POEM

What’s behind the book ban? Don’t blame the librarian!

MAGA MAGA don’t you know Wants your mouth and brain to slow,

Leaving space for pablum fed Garbage from the living dead.

Stamping out the truth from you And the filthy, liberal crew.

Girls dumb about sex can date, Maybe even procreate,

Adding to our census sum, Happy maybe, but also dumb.