Was Willie Wonka a Widget?
Or Al Capp an app?
If I give you my Word,
Will I have no computer?
Word Press won’t help my wrinkled dress,
And you can’t park your car in backspace.
Red and juicy is no longer an Apple,
Not even a McIntosh.
Infants may gurgle, not Google
While men should Google not ogle.
Spiders for friends? Not on my website!
Microsoft is a new brand of tp.
Power Point is a prodder of cattle.
Wipe Spotify off the Chrome!
Windows Accessories are curtains.
Firefox if he’s late to work again.
WARNING: DO NOT WRITE POETRY AT 4 A.M.
Fantastic! You tell them Nan!